Two piss-drunk men visited a brothel. The madam takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms. These guys are too drunk to notice.
After finishing their act, on their way back......... 1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noise or made a move. Upon this, the 2nd drunk says: Mine was worse....... I think she was a witch!!!
1st drunk: Why would you say that???
2nd drunk: Well i gave her a little love bite on her bum.....She farted in my face and flew out of the window!
Edit: wow! Frontpage. This blew up like the doll! I can't correct the typos. My apologies.
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