Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. She said, “What would you like to see?”

I said, “You pick.”

She said, “You pick.”

I said, “I don’t care. You pick.”

She said, “Sir, there are people in line behind you waiting to buy tickets.”

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