In the Asylum, there were a zoophiliac, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a masochist.

Then the zoophiliac said: "Lets get a cat and rape it". Then the murderer said: "Lets get a cat, rape it and kill it". Then the necrophiliac said: "we get it, rape it, kill it and rape it again". The pyromaniac said: " we get it, rape it, kill it, rape it again and then set it on fire". Then all looked at the masochist and he said : "meow".

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