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A woman is sitting at her husbands funeral listening to the eulogies

She turned to the man next to her and asked if he would say a few words.

“Certainly”, he says and walks up to the mic

“A few words” the man says before sitting back down

“That’s exactly what I needed to hear” says the woman.

A man sitting behind her leans forward and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”

“Not at all” she replies

He stands, walks forward and clears his throat.

“Bargain” he says before returning to his seat

“Thanks”, says the woman, “that means a great deal”

Another man then takes the mic and simply says “many”.

“Thank you, that means a lot” says the woman

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