Guy puts his hand in the bag and pulls out a small piano, then a tiny chair and finally a miniature guy in a tuxedo that proceeds to sit down and play.
"That's amazing," says the barman. "Where did you get him?"
Guy pulls a genie's lamp out of his jacket.
"Wow, do you mind if I give it a rub," asks the barman and the guy says to go for it. A vigorous rub and a genie appears.
"I am the genie of the lamp, what is your wish?"
The barman asks for a million bucks!
There's a popping sound at the far end of the bar and a duck appears. Then another and another and another. Suddenly the whole bar starts filling with ducks.
"I think your genie is a bit deaf," says the barman.
"No kidding," says the guy. "Do you really think I wanted a 12 inch pianist?"
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