A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is drawn when she hears one of them say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this anymore and shouts, “You foul mouthed sex obsessed pig! In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” the man responded. “Who’s talkin’ about sex? I’ma justa tellin’ my friend here how to spell Mississippi.”

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