. . . except for his boots.
“Where your clothes at, Slim?”
“Back at the barn. I was feeding the horses when a beautiful blonde drove up. She says, ‘I wanna show you something in the barn. Follow me.’
So I followed her. She says, ‘Take off all your clothes.’ So I do. Then she takes off her clothes, and says, ‘You like what you see?’ Fellers, she had the most bodacious body I ever did see! I said, ‘Yes, ma’am, I do!’”
Then she lays down on a blanket, all friendly-like, and says, ‘Well, then, go to town, Cowboy!’
So I pulled on my boots and here I am.”
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