A grumpy looking woman walks into Walmart with her two kids- one short kid, and one tall kid

"Uggghhh!" she lets out a hideous groan as she walks through the door.

"Oh what lovely twins you have!" says the Walmart greeter cheerfully.

"YOU IDIOT! CAN'T YOU TELL THEY'RE NOT TWINS?! THEY'RE NOT EVEN THE SAME HEIGHT!!" Says the woman, grumpily.

"Yes, I suppose you're right." says the Greeter. "It's just that. . . I couldn't imagine anyone fucking you more than once."

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