A man died and met God in Heaven

The man asked God. Man: God is it true that a million years to you is just like one second?

God: Yes

Man: God is it also true that a million dollars is just like one cent to you?

God: Yes.

Man: So can I please have a million dollars

God: Sure thing! Just gimme a second

Edit: sorry for the bad formatting, I'm on mobile.

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