He figures there must be thousands of dollars in that jar because it is quite large and nearly filled to the brim.
The man then approaches the bartender and inquires him about the jar of money.
The bartender tells him, "If you drop a 10 dollar bill into that jar and pass three challenges, you can take that jar home with you. But you may not learn of the challenges until you've put your bill in the jar."
The man is intrigued at that point, and, having confidence in himself, he drops a 10 dollar bill into the jar.
The bartender then says, "Alright, here are your challenges. First, you must drink an entire liter of pepper tequilla, and you can not drop a single tear or make a face while doing so."
"Next, there is an angry pitbull chained in the back of the bar with a sore tooth. You must pull that tooth out with your bare hands and bring it here back to me."
"For your final task, there is an old woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm. You have to have intercourse with her, and make sure she climaxes."
The man is stunned, he cannot ever imagine drinking an entire liter of pepper tequilla in a single sitting. But, after a few beers, he has loosened up enough and accepts the challenge.
The bartender goes into the back room and comes out with a liter of pepper tequilla. The man takes it, and with every single ounce of his perseverence and self control, he swallows every drop of the pepper tequilla without making a single face or dropping a single tear.
Once he finishes, he slams the empty bottle on the ground in victory and stumbles over to the pitbull in the back, closing the door behind him.
Everyone in the bar is listening closely, and they hear the man shouting and yelling, while the pitbull is going absolutely mad growling and barking.
Everything from outside falls silent for a moment, and just when everyone thought he had been killed, the man barges back into the bar, with all of his clothes ripped up and scratches covering him from head to toe.
"NOW," he says, "Where is that old woman with the sore tooth?"
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