A teacher asked Billy: If there are 5 birds on a post and you shoot 1, how many are there left Billy?
Billy: None. The rest would fly away.
Teacher: The real answer is 4 but i like the way you think.
Billy: I have a question for you ma'am. If there are 3 women eating ice cream, one licking, one biting, and one sucking, which one is married?
The teacher nervously: The one sucking?
Billy: The correct answer is the one with a wedding ring but i like the way you think.
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