Well, first you have to dig a deep hole in the woods and fill it half-full of ashes from the fireplace. Then place peas all around the outside of the hole. Finally, you hide in some nearby bushes and wait for a bear to come by.
When a bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
As told to me by my Dad at dinner, every single time peas were served.
Miss you, Dad.
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