"Tell me, officer: would it be a crime for me to insult you? Hypothetically speaking, of course - I think the police are wonderful - but in theory, could you arrest me if I said you were a cunt?"
"Yes sir. That would count as disorderly conduct."
"What about if I were just to think it?"
"No sir. You can think whatever you like."
"In that case, I think you're a cunt."
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