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I'm not a road builder

Guy #1: You see that house over there? I built that house with me bare hands. Do they call me a house builder? No!

Guy #2: Okay

Guy #1: You see that bridge over there? I built that bridge with me bare hands. Do they call me a bridge builder? No!

Guy #2: Sure

Guy #1: You see that road over there? I built that road with me bare hands. Do they call me a road builder? No!

Guy #2: Fine

Guy #1: BUT YOU FUCK A GOAT ONE TIME!

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