On the way to the airport, Mrs. Smith gets in a terrible car crash and is life-flighted to the hospital.
Mr. Smith receives a call from the police telling him about the accident and rushes to the hospital. There, he waits for hours while his wife is in surgery.
After many hours of waiting, the surgeon finally comes to speak with him.
“Mr. Smith, I’ve got some bad news for you. Your wife has been paralyzed from the neck down. She will be unable to perform even the most basic functions as a human being. You will have to feed her, bathe her, change her clothes, clean up her stool, and take her to many, many appointments for the rest of her life. This will be a true test of your love for this woman.”
Upon hearing this news, Mr. Smith breaks down and starts sobbing uncontrollably. Just then, the surgeon smiles and pats him on the back.
“Relax Mr. Smith. I was just fucking with ya....she’s dead.”
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