and walks up the stairway to heaven and meets St.Peter, he asks if he's ever cheated on his wife, the man truthfully replies "Never, I love my wife!" and St. Peter gives him a Roles Royce to drive around heaven. The next guy comes and St.Peter asks him the same thing, the man responds with "I did once or twice before we were married." St. Peter lets him in and he gets a Lexus. The next comes up and when asks the same question he answered, " Yeah, I did a lot, I was a TERRIBLE husband." St. Peter decides to give him an old Volkswagen. A few weeks later he see's the man who he gave a Roles Royce bawling his eyes out. St.Peter asks " What's wrong? You have a Roles Royce, you're in heaven and you lived a long prosperous life with no unfinished business." The man replies "I just saw my wife! She was riding a bicycle!"
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