So he decided to give three guys a chance to leave hell and make it to heaven.
"See that ladder over there?" he asked them, pointing to an ornate golden ladder reaching up out of the flames and into white fluffy clouds beyond.
"If you can make it to the top without laughing, I'll let heaven have your soul. But! If you so much as chuckle while climbing it, I'll remove your manhood based on your father's profession.
The three men scratched their heads, thinking it quite odd, but agreed.
The first man started to climb. After what seemed like days, he finally started to approach the top, and he became so excited he started laughing with joy.
The devil brings him back down and exclaims, "Well! Having a laugh are we? Let's just see what daddy's line of work was."
He proceeds to search through a large tome and finds that the man's father was a barber, so he produces a razor and slices his penis off.
"Next!" he exclaims.
The second man goes up the ladder. When he was halfway to the top, he looks down at the first man, writhing in pain, and couldn't help but laugh at his misfortune. The devil brings him down immediately.
"You won't be laughing soon!" says the devil, thumbing through the old book and learning his father was a mobster. He then produces a Tommy gun and shoots off his member.
The third man was up, but started laughing before even starting to climb.
"What's so funny?" asked the devil.
The third man answers, "My dad sold popsicles, now you have to blow me!"
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