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There’s this psychiatrist who claims to guess the frequency of sex by looking at the smile on the guys face

. A talk show host challenges him and it goes really well with a 100% accuracy till this one guy shows up with a grin that would dislocate a crocodile’s jaw.

“Twice a day,”

“Nope.”

“Daily.”

“Nope.”

“Every other day.”

“Nope.”

“Weekends.”

“Nope.”

“Every other week.”

“Nope.”

“Alright, I give up.”

“Yearly once.”

The shrink explodes: “Why the hell do you have such a big grin?”

“Tonight is the night.”

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