As he sits down the bartender comes over “dogs are not welcome here, please leave”. Unperturbed the dog says “gimme a beer”, the bartender pulls a gun out from under the bar, points it at the dog “I’m not warning you again “. The dog simply will not leave so the bartender is forced to shoot the dog in the foot. Blood everywhere the dog howls and whimpers his way out. In a few weeks the incident has been forgotten until one day in walks the same dog, only this time he’s dressed in all black with a shiny silver six shooter on his hip. He swaggers his way up to the bar, tips his hat back and looks the bartender in the eye. “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”.
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