Man: Whaaaaaaat are you three doing here?!?! I've enjoyed Christmas all my life, I've donated to Orphanages and Children's Hospitals every year, I open my mansion every Christmas to my friends, family, and their kids of course, to come together for one jolly ole' party, and hell I just took in this poor little boy named Tiny Tim. He's so ill, he can't even walk without a cane.
Past: Well it's true, I can see into your past and you've been Charitable all your life and enjoyed every Christmas, but that's not why we're here.
Present: That is true, I can see everything happening now and everyone is excited for your Christmas party because it's looking fabulous this year, but that's not why we're here.
Future: Stay away from Tiny Tim or I'm calling the police!
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