A man and his wife were barely scraping by on their combined salaries, but they weren’t making enough to make ends meet. One night, they lay in bed hungry after skipping supper. Now the woman had an idea, but she didn’t think her husband would approve of it. She turned to the man and said, “Why don’t I go to town, and trade some favours for money?”
Now the man reeeeaaaally wanted to say no. But his stomach grumbled loudly and made him reconsider their situation. So with a heavy heart he sends her off to town. Morning comes around and the woman returns. The man didn’t want to ask, but he had to know. “So uh... what was your haul?” He asks. “A hundred and thirty-one dollars!” The man was confused. “A hundred and thirty-one? Who gave you one dollar?” “They all did!”
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