I made a bar fight for WWI in honor of the 101 anniversary of its end, and someone requested one for the sequel. So here it is.
Germany went into a deep depression after his defeat in the last fight. His bar tab from his enemies' victory drink was crushing. He started hitting the gym, and wanted revenge. One day, he returns to the same bar. Britain, France, Russia (who changed his name to the USSR after his personality change), everyone. They all stare at him.
Germany walks to Chezhslovokia and asks for his wallet. He refuses, but France and Britain make him give it up, so he does.
Germany thanks him, before hitting him over the head with a bat. Austria gives up immediately.
He walks over to Poland, but Britain and France warn him. He calls over the USSR, and they both beat Poland to a pulp.
Britain and France have enough, and officially declare a bar fight. Nothing happens.
Again, the tension is thick enough to cut with a knife. Germany picks up France, and throws him through a window. He gives up.
The USSR takes some steroids.
Britain stands on the bar counter while Germany swings his bat. Britain blocks or dodges all of them. Germany is tired, and thinks that now is the perfect time to attack the USSR.
The USSR gets thrown through a window, and hit with Germany's bat several times, but then the steroids kick in. He uppercuts Germany and he goes flying.
Meanwhile, Japan, who is making sexual advances towards China, hits America over the head with a barstool. America is furious, and they fight.
Italy passes out.
Britain jumps on Germany while he is fighting the USSR. France comes back out of nowhere.
Germany can't take anymore, so he hits himself with his bat, and dies. They split Germany in half as a trophy.
Meanwhile, America is still fighting Japan, whips out a knife and stabs Japan twice.
Everyone is surprised.
Except the USSR, who whistles while he sharpens his own knife behind his back.
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