A catholic priest asks his evangelic colleague to take care of the confessions while he is away on vacation and gives him a list with what "punishments" he should give the people according to their sins.

On the first day a man walks in to confess: "Oh father forgibe me for I have sinned...I had anal sex..."

The evangelic priest checks his list but cannot find the punishment for anal sex on the list.

He asks one of the altar boys: "hey, what does your priest give for having anal sex?"

The boy says: " Sometimes a snickers or sometimes a mars..."

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