So Johnny gets drafted and he’s about to be deployed and everyone’s getting their guns. When it’s his turn to get a gun, they’re out! So Johnny asks, “how do I fight without a gun?” And the man giving out the guns says, “well, how ‘bout you do this:” the man makes finger guns and says gun-git-a-gun-gitta-gun gun gun. So Johnny goes off to war and he sees a man up on a hill. He decides to give the man’s trick a try, and he points his fingers at the man and says gun-git-a-gun-gitta-gun gun gun. Then, the man falls over. Wow, the man’s trick is working, Johnny thinks. He sees another man, and he points his fingers and exclaims gun-git-a-gun-gitta-gun gun gun. The man drops dead. He keeps looking for more enemy soldiers, and he sees a man running towards him waving his arms and shouting. Johnny sees that the man has an enemy uniform so he shoots, gun-git-a-gun-gitta-gun gun gun, but the man keeps running. Johnny, confused, tries again. gun-git-a-gun-gitta-gun gun gun. Nothing happens. The man is close now, and Johnny can hear what he is saying. The man is saying >! Tank-ity Tank-ity Tank-ity tank tank tank !<
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