His wife asks what's wrong
The man says: " I've been feeling the urge to stick my penis in the pickle slicer"
His wife says: " What?! Don't do that, you need to fight that urge"
The man agrees and he goes back to work the next day. He comes home distraught again.
" Did you stick your penis in the pickle slicer?"
The man says: "No I didn't today but I was really close, the urge is getting greater"
His wife says: " just try your hardest to fight the urge"
The man agrees and goes to work the next day.
He comes home and his wife asks him about his day.
He says "I did it, I stuck my penis in the pickle slicer and I got fired"
His wife says: " You got fired for sticking your penis in the pickle slicer?!"
The man says: " Well the pickle slicer got fired too."
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