An woman was taking a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Dave. "Dave! Dave!” she yelled. Dave came running in. "Dave, I've fuckin’ suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Holy shit!" he said and tried to pull her up."You're just too heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Steve"

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Steve said "Lets try Plan C!" "Plan C?" exclaimed Dave. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her."

"Great idea” Dave said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits!" "Play with her tits"? Steve said, "Why the hell would you want to do that"?

Dave replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive."

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