One has a new Mercedes S550L, the other has a beaten up VW Golf. The Golf guy tells his friend that he has something to show off to him.
They drive to a nearby car park.
The Golf driver opens his glovebox and whips out a lamp. He scratches it, a genie pops up.
He tells the genie, "Please, can you give us cold beer?"
The genie obliges.
Merc driver stares at it in amazement before saying, "I don't care, have my car, I will take the lamp."
He carries the lamp home, asks the genie to make him £10 million and the same MB in a different colour.
After hearing that, the genie replies with, "I can only make cold beers."
Feel free to ask for more jokes :D
[link] [comments]
from Jokes: Get Your Funny On! https://ift.tt/2ATRM8W
via IFTTT
0 comments:
Post a Comment