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3 construction workers ate lunch together everyday.
Worker 1: I swear if my wife makes me another bologna sandwich I’m gonna jump off this skyscraper
Worker 2: same man. I can’t take another roast beef sandwich
Worker 3: fuck it! I’m in. I’m over Pbj
The next day they all get the same lunch. The write a note explains they’re sick of their wives feeding them the same thing every day, sign it, and jump.
At the funeral wives of 1 and 2 are crying together when the see wife 3 just standing there. They walk over and ask “how aren’t you upset?? How aren’t you crying??”
Wife 3: fucker made his own lunches
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