The first man, a Jewish guy, was peeing 4 streams. "What happened to you?" I asked.
He explained "Accident at my circumcision. The rabbi had Parkinson's."
The next man, a big tough trucker, was peeing 6 streams. "And what is your problem?" I asked.
He grunted "I had a fight with a rottweiler..."
The third man, an elderly, absent-minded looking guy, was peeing 30 streams. "Oh my gosh, what the hell happened to you?!?" I gasped.
He looked down, then sighed. "Oh dear, I forgot to pull down my zipper again."
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