The boy had a roll of duct tape in his hands. The old man asked him “What are you going to do with that duct tape?” The little boy replied “I’m going to catch some ducks.” “You can’t catch ducks with duct tape.” The old man replied. “Sure I can”, and the little boy walked away. Later that day the little boy returned with a bunch of ducks. The old man looked at him, shrugged his shoulders and thought to himself “Huh, I guess you can catch ducks with duct tape.”
The next day the little boy passed the old mans house with a roll of chicken wire. “What are you doing with that chicken wire?”, the old man asked. The little boy replied “I’m going to catch some chickens”. The old man told him “You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire!”. The little boy said “Sure I can” and walked away. Later that day the little boy returned with a bunch of chickens. The old man looked at him, shrugged his shoulders and thought to himself “Huh, I guess you can catch chickens with chicken wire.”
The next day the little boy passed the old mans house with an arm full of pussy willows. The old man looked at the little boy and said “Just a minute, I’m getting my shoes.”
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