“Happy anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one, a surgeon, “Sorry I'm late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift.”
“Not to worry,” said the father, “the important thing is that we're all together today.”
Son number two, a lawyer, arrived and announced ,“You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you.”
“It's nothing,” said the father. “We're glad you were able to come.”
Just then the daughter, a marketing executive, arrived. “Hello! Happy Anniversary! I'm sorry but my boss was sending me out of town and I was really busy packing, so I didn't have time to get you anything.”
After they finished dessert, the father said, “There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we never found the right time to get married. So not only are you all bastards, but cheap ones too.”
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