A man walks into a bar and bets drinks that while blindfolded, he can identify any animal pelt and what it was shot with just by touch...

Some patrons agree to the bet and he sits down. A blindfold is placed over his eyes and he is handed the first pelt.

He runs his hand over it and promptly replies, "It's a rabbit, shot with a .22 caliber rifle.

He is correct and is brought another pelt.

Again, he runs his hand over it and within seconds says" This one's a deer, shot with a 30 aught 6".

Again he is correct and the game continues for most of the night with the man flawlessly getting the answers correct and earning a lot of free drinks.

The next morning the man wakes up in bed and upon getting to the mirror, sees he has a black eye. He thinks back over the evening and doesn't remember getting into a fight, so he asks his wife if she knew what happened. She turns to him looking unimpressed and says "Yeah, you climbed into bed, felt me up and said skunk killed with an axe".

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