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An atheist goes to heaven

Baffled and full of questions he is being shown around by God.

"Why am I here? I am an atheist."

"That does not matter, all good people end up here."

As they pass by a gay couple kissing the atheist wonders

"Isn't that a sin?"

"That does not matter, all good people end up here."

They come by a Buddhist Monk, silently meditating.

"Wait, so you even take in people who believe in other Gods?

"That does not matter, all good people end up here."

Surprised, but intrigued the atheist looks around - when one last question comes to his mind

"But where are all the Christians?"

"In hell"

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