My 13 year old son was victim of a stabbing in the city.

Cradling his head on the cold, wet pavement I heard him mumble, "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. Get me a priest,"

"A priest?" I said. "We're not Catholic."

"No," he cried. "But I don't want to die a virgin."

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