He goes to school and eventually manages to land a really good job testing an experimental train.
So he gets into work for his first day and gets on the train. They get going and everything's running smoothly until he crashes the train, killing one person.
He goes to court and is sentenced to death by electric chair. Once they bring him into the execution chamber, the executioner asks him what he wants for his last meal and he asks for one banana. The executioner gets the guy his one banana, he eats it, and then they strap him in and flip the switch. Nothing happens. In this town, there's a law that if an execution fails, then it's seen as an act of God and the person is set free. So they let him go.
Somehow, even after his horrible accident, this guy manages to get another job as a conducter. He crashes the train again, this time killing 10 people. Once again, he is sentenced to death and when it comes time to execute him, the executioner asks what he wants for his last meal. This time he asks for 10 bananas. The executioner gets him his 10 bananas and after he's done eating, flips the switch. Nothing happens. Once again, they let him go.
Now don't ask me how, but even after crashing twice, he still gets another job as a conductor. Things are fine for a while, but eventually he crashes again, this time killing 100 people. He get's sentenced to death again, and when asked what he wants for his last meal, asks for 100 bananas.
"Now hold on," the executioner says, "the first time you were here you killed one person, ate one banana, and survived. The second time you were here you killed ten people, ate ten bananas, and survived. This is too suspiscious, I'm not giving you 100 bananas." So the executioner straps him in, flips the switch, and...
Nothing happens.
"WHAT THE HELL!" the executioner shouts.
The guy replies, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it, I'm just a bad conductor."
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