My dad told me this a few years back
A tourist in Spain is in a restaurant near a bullfighting arena right after a bullfight. There's a table nearby where a guy is eating a dish with two big balls in it and all around the table people are making merry. The tourist got curious and asked the manager to explain what was going on.
The manager said," Well you see, in Spain we have these bullfights and after the bull loses, it's killed and the balls are cooked into a dish as tradition. It's said to increase bravery and masculinity of the eater."
The tourist was interested.
"Will I be able to buy that dish?"
"Well it's not common as we require the prized bull and a bullfight, not to mention it's expensive and you'll have to preorder it."
"It's alright I'll wait don't worry about the money or anything I'll pay but I want that dish."
And the deal was done.
A few days later he had the dish and he loved it. In fact he loved it so much he asked to see the chef
He said to the chef," I really loved the dish it was delicious thank you very much. Although I have 1 question. That day when I saw the dish the balls were really big but today not so much, why is that?"
And the chef replied," well unfortunately sometimes the bull wins."
Note: if you're Spanish pls don't b offended I also did some research and they do NOT eat human testicles. Tho the bull testicles is true. Dish is called Criadillas if anyone's interested.
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