And gets pulled over by an Irish cop. This hotshot sure knows he's better educated and definitely smarter than some random Irish cop. He decides to prove to himself how smart he is while having some fun at the cop.
Irish cop:"License and registration, please."
"What for?", lawyer asks.
Irish cop says:"Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer:"But I slowed down and there was nobody on road - none was coming."
Irish cop:"Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign! License and registration, please!"
Lawyer:"Okay, but what's the difference? Where's the problem?"
Cop:"The difference is, ye havte come to a complete stop at the stop sign, that's the law! You didnae and that's the problem! License and registration, please!"
The lawyer says:"So, listen, if you can show me the difference between slowing down and full stop, you win, I give you license, registration and take the ticket. If you can't, you can't write me anything and I just go my way."
Irish cop looks at him and says:"Okay sir, that's fine, please just step out of the car now."
Lawyer steps out of the car with a smirk on his face ready to get in car and leave, but cop quickly pulls out his baton and beats the living shit out of the guy, takes a breath and say:"Daeye want me to slow down or perhaps a full stop would be better?"
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