At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"

Inmate: it's bec..

Officer: Yes?

Inmate: I think i have..

Officer: Go on.

Inmate: Can i please finish my sentence?

Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

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