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[nsfw] A married couple decided to use "laundry" as a code word for sex...

...so they could hook up discreetly without alerting their kids to what was going on.

One day around lunch time the husband sidles up to the wife and says, "The kids are engrossed in a TV show - feel like doing a little laundry?" She shrugs him off and says, "Can't now, I'm busy." A couple hours later he tries again, "Still too busy for laundry?" She says, "Yep, sorry." A little while later he's at his computer and she comes up behind him, rubs her boobs on the back of his head and says, "I'm ready to do some laundry if you are." He says, "Oh no thanks, honey, I just did a load by hand."

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