So a man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm

He looks at his wife, who is sitting on the bed, and says

"Honey, this is the pig I've been fucking."

His wife looks up at him and sneers

"That's not a pig you idiot."

The man replies

"I wasn't talking to you."

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