Carlos and Pepe; are lost in the desert after a drug deal gone wrong...
After days wandering aimlessly, Pepe finds a tree covered in pork. Bacon of all kinds and thicknesses, gammon, sausages and pulled pork hanging in place of leaves.
Not wanting to waste energy on what could potentially be a mirage; Pepe, the stronger of the two, goes to the Pork tree on his own.
As he stumbles weakly towards their meaty saviour, a dozen of their Triad rivals jump out and gun him down.
He barely has enough strength left to shout out his dying words... "Car...los....... Ees not....... A pork tree...... Ees... A......... Ham bush!"
[link] [comments]
from Jokes: Get Your Funny On! https://ift.tt/373BEhI
via IFTTT
0 comments:
Post a Comment