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Man walks into a singles bar...

A man walks into a single bar looking for some action. He orders a drink and sees a gorgeous woman sitting at the bar , extremely well dressed sexy but classy.

He goes up to and says "hi.." and before he can try his chat up lines she looks him up and down and says "I don't care what your name is I don't care if you have a sense of humour, I don't care about you at all, I will fuck you anywhere, anytime, any reason, any position and keep fucking your brains our until you are have no more life left in you"

"Oh says the man, I am a lawyer too what firm do you work for?"

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