A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “what are those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are repost-Clocks, every subreddit on Earth has a repost-Clock. Every time the sub reposts the hands on the clock will move.”
“Oh.” said the man, “Which clock is that?”
“That’s /r/originalcontent. The hands have never moved, indicating that there are no reposts there.”
“Incredible!” said the man. He then sees another clock and asks which clock it is.
“That’s /r/listentoobscure clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that the sub merely has two reposts.”
He then goes into Jesus's office and sees a fan. "What is that? There shouldn't be any electronic equipment in heaven right?"
"Of course not. That's the clock of /r/jokes."
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