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An ugly guy enters a bar with a big grin on his face.

“Why are you so happy?” ask the bartender.

“Well”, the man answers, “I live close to the railroad tracks and when I got home last night I saw a woman laying there, tied down. So I untied her, brought here inside and then I banged her all night ... until the morning light."

“I can tell you are a romantic" the bartender replies. "And did she also give you a blowjob?"

"Nah" says the man,"I did look for it but found no head"

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