An anthropology student was interviewing a retired pirate.
The student said: You have a wooden leg, a hook in place of a hand, and a patch over what I assume is an empty eye socket! How did all this happen?
The pirate replied:
I lost the leg to a canon call
I lost the hand in a sword fight
And I lost the eye because a seagull shit in it
The student was skeptical:
A little seagull shit shouldn’t have cost you an eye!
The pirate said:
It was the first day with the hook...
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