Teenage daughter suddenly announces that she is pregnant one morning. Mom goes crazy, starts shouting, crying, smashing furniture, dad just stares blankly with a pulsing vein on his forehead. Daughter cries, then makes a phone call, talks for 90 minutes, then hangs up. They all sit in the living room for an hour, then suddenly a tar black Bugatti Chiron stops in the driveway, and an older man in his eighties gets out, wearing a Boss suit and a rolex. He calmly walks into the living room, sits down on the couch, and says in an assertive BBC English:
I wish you all to know that I did not intend for this to happen. Yet, there is nothing to do now. Should your daughter bear a boy, I will immediately deposit fifty million dollar on a savings account to cover his education, and to be accessible to him once he reaches adulthood. In addition, he shall inherit three of my factories, and two of my five star hotels.
Should the child be a girl, I will, of course, also deposit the same fifty million dollars, and she will also inherit five of my hotels, and the entirety of my travel agency network. If they are twins, of course, they shall both receive 25-25 million dollars, and a proportionate number of the abovementioned assets.
In the unfortunate event that she miscarries.......
Here, the father suddenly jumps up, furiously bangs his fist on the table, and shouts: "THEN YOU WILL FUCK HER AGAIN GODDAMN IT!!!!"
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