A man named Luigi sees a “Help Wanted” sign while walking in his city’s downtown area.

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A man named Luigi sees a “Help Wanted” sign while walking in his city’s downtown area. He decided to approach the storefront and read the rest of the sign.

“Entry level job, no prior experience needed”

Luigi exclaims, “This is wonderful!” and walks inside for an interview. He approaches the front desk about the job opening and gets sent to the CEO’s office.

Luigi and the CEO shake hands, and Luigi is graciously welcomed into the office.

“Alright Luigi, this is an interview like no other,” says the CEO as he hands Luigi a piece of paper and a pencil. Luigi keeps a confident look on his face. “Now Luigi, I want you to represent the number 9 without using letters or numbers on this piece of paper.”

Luigi grabs the pencil, draws 3 trees on the paper, and sets the pencil back down.

The CEO is confused, laughs and says, “how does this represent 9?” And Luigi replies with, “Tree plus tree plus tree = 9.”

“Impressive!” Says the CEO with a chuckle. “Now I want you to represent the number 99, still without using letters or numbers.”

Luigi picks up the pencil again and just scribbles on each of the 3 trees.

The CEO says, “How in the world does this represent 99?”

Luigi tells the CEO, “Here we have dirty tree, a dirty tree, and a dirty tree. I’m pretty sure that equals 99.”

The CEO tells Luigi he’s quite clever. “This last one will stump you! No one has ever been able to complete this task. Now I want you to represent the number 100.”

Luigi grabs the pencil again and draws a small dot next to each tree, drops the pencil, and leans back in his chair, hands behind his head.

The CEO is confused as ever, and tells Luigi, “How could you think this completes the final task? I think I’ve finally stumped you Luigi.”

Luigi sits back up and points at the paper, “Boss, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve clearly drawn a dirty tree and a turd, a dirty tree and a turd, and a dirty tree and a turd. Now do I get the job or what?”

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