He tells the driver to head for the airport, shaking water off his hat and fanning his coat to get some more off the whole time. It is then, halfway through the drive, that he notices he's forgotten his wallet. He frantically searches his pockets, but all he finds is a 20 dollar bill.
He asks the taxi driver "What's the fare to the airport?" The driver looks back and goes "50 dollars" "I only have 20-" the man says pleadingly "-but I promise to pay you the rest as soon as I get my wallet back." "Not a chance, it's 50 dollars, if you can't pay you can't ride." the driver replies. "I can give you my phone number!" the man says back, growing increasingly desperate "I can give you my home adress and full name! I just need to get to the airport!" The driver looks back at the man, and without a word he grabs the 20 dollar bill out of the man's hand, and throws the door open, kicking him out and leaving him to walk the rest of the way in the pouring rain.
Some months later, the same man walking down the street looking for a taxi, when he notices a long row of them parked near the sidewalk, and at the very end is the man who kicked him out those months ago. The man walks up to the first cab and asks: "How much is it to the airport?" The driver replies "50 dollars sir." The man then pulls out a 100 dollar bill and whispers "I'll pay you double if we can stop halfway there and have some fun in the bushes..." Instantly, the driver jerks the man away from his window with his arm, rolling it up and locking the doors as he stares back in disgust. The man then walks over to the second cab in line, and asks the driver: "How much is it to the airport?" "Fifty bucks." The driver replies. The man then pulls out a 100 dollar bill, and repeats his offer, barely missing a punch to the face as the driver rolls up his window as well. The man continues down the row of Taxis, until he ends up at the window of the man who had driven him earlier. He leans over and asks, once more. "How much is to the airport?" The driver looks over and says "50 dollars, same as before." The man then replies: "Listen, I'll pay you 100 dollars if you just hold the bill out the window and wave it when you drive past the other taxis."
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