The poor guy had no arms, legs, or body and was just a head kept alive to the mercy of machines.
He sat by the window, day in and day out watching all the other boys play baseball in the field across the street, the dogs sprint to catch their frisbees, and the birds fly around so gracefully. He would give anything he had to be able to walk, or even crawl instead of sitting inside all day.
One day his mother comes to him in tears and tells him, "Johnny, I have wonderful news! The doctors found an organ donor and the parents have agreed to give you his whole body!"
Johnny endures countless hours of surgery and months in the hospital. It takes him even longer to learn how to use his new body and to walk. After about a year, the doctors and physical therapists finally release him to go home.
He is filled with an indescribable amount of joy. He finally arrives home and the first thing he does is look out that same window.
"Finally," he thinks to himself, "I can run and be free like everyone else."
Johnny walks to the door, opens it, and runs toward the baseball field as fast as he can. Halfway there he gets hit by a car.
He is killed on impact.
The moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.
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