He addresses the teller by the name on her name badge and says "excuse me, Ms. Whack. I need a loan."
She says "Holy shit, a talking frog!"
"Actually my name is Kermit. And I need a loan."
"You're Kermit the frog?"
"No but I was named after him. My dad is Mick Jagger. He thought the name was clever."
"Well Mr. Kermit Jagger, what assets do you have to offer as collateral?"
He pulls a tiny pink elephant figurine out of his pocket and offers it to the teller. Confused, she takes the figurine and says to the frog,
"I'll have to speak to the manager about this."
She walks into the manager's office and tells him the whole situation. She finishes her story, holding out the pink elephant, exclaiming,
"And he gave me this as collateral! I don't even know what this thing is!"
The manager replies,
"It's a knick knack, Patty Whack! Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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